The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning, and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.” “My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.” “Tonight’s December thirty-first, something is about to burst… Hark, it’s midnight, children dear.
“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.” “Last year’s resolution was to lose 20 pounds by Christmas. “New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.”
“Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.” “My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.” “He who breaks a resolution is a weakling he who makes one is a fool.” “I would say ‘Happy New Year,’ but it’s not happy it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
They are also great to share with your friends and write on cards for a fun twist. No matter how you feel about the new year, these funny new year quotes and wishes are sure to make you chuckle. 365 days come with a multitude of experiences, both pleasant and unpleasant.Īlthough we can't control what happens to us in life, we can strengthen ourselves with some tools. 80+ Funny New Year Quotes & Wishes for a Fun 2023Ģ022 was different for all of us.
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